Tuesday, February 8, 2011

T.V.

Do you have a babysitter you remember?
I'll never forget mine.


"Mr. Bubble gets you so clean your mother wont know you."
Ahhhh! Then she won't feed me and, waaaah!
That one scared a few of us.
But there were gentler times.
Like... 


Of course things where a little different (racist) back then. Like our version of the...

 at the time.
None the less, T.V. has always been there for me.
I don't watch all the mindless dribble (any more) and I use a critical mind. 
And basically, 
Don't Believe Anything
   ~schm3cky~
P.S. The font wont change on this post.
It happens.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

More Schm3cky Likes

Flight of The Conchords - Two guys from New Zealand who like to rock the party and will do so anywhere, be it at a club, in a library or in an elevator.
If you have not seen "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros",  your life is incomplete.


Tenacious D.  - Jack Black can sing like a Micky Ficky and Kyle Gass is phenomenal on guitar.
The level of talent raises The D. far above a novelty act. When Napster was cool (free) and you could sample (steal) an artists music, I downloaded (stole) the song "Wonderboy", and I was hooked. When Dave Grohl was not fighting foo, he played drums on the albums.

I bought the first album three times, Two Pick of Destiny CD's, One DVD, went to see the movie and saw them live in SF. If you were a good band/performer then you had nothing to fear from Napster. But if you had one good song and the rest of the album sucked, (Metallica), then screw you.

Comedy Central - Bringing the best funny for twenty-some odd yar.
I remember when "The Daily Show" was hosted by Greg Osborn.
Or was it Craig Oswald? Grey Killsall? Crazy Killborg?
That's right, it was a homicidal halfrobot named Crazy Kilborg.
He wasn't that funny and I think he liked sports or something.

He left the show to become head of the RNC (Really Nasty Cyborgs). 
I think.

   ~schm3cky~ 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Schm3cky Likes These Movies
(Just so you don't think I hate everything)
(click on titles for imdb link)

Idiocracy
I probably refer to this movie more than any other.
It is so funny, until you realize it's coming true.
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
I love The D. These guys are brilliant.
One of the very few movies I can watch again and again.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
The best faux rockumentary ever. Better than This Is Spinal Tap.
And that's a great movie.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
When they started to sing Uncle F**ker, water squirted from my eyes.
Team America: World Police
The BJ scene makes way more sense when you see the out take.
Iron Giant
Animated and a bonus, it's not Disney.
The best family movie with a message ever.
One of the most underrated movies of the genre.
The Last of The Mohicans
Magua = One of the best Bad Guy Indians ever.
I want Daniel Day Lewis...
on my side if I'm in a jam. What?, You thought I meant...
I'm not... I mean...No!
er...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Schm3cky Likes...

Imdb (Internet Movie Data Base) Everything you want to know about a movie. A must have tool if you are refereeing a game of "Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon".
Reddit The smartest people in the world letting you know about stuff.
Neatorama  A "Rama" of things that are "Neato".

There goes your workday.